I know why you’re squirming.
Oh yea I know what’s going on.
Can u keep it in
Or make it to the john
Oh no here it comes.
Wait wait no it’s gone
Man that was close
Shit

Let it out I wanna hear it rip
Do me proud don’t you just let it sit
You may think your life’s is in fart's hands
Reality nobody gives a damn
Come on bud you gotta lose the shame
If all else fails look there’s a kid to blame
You can tell allot about a person
Based on how he takes fart cri-ti-c-ism

Face it I am living art
Youre nothing but an old fart.
Youre done. And by done I mean
Long live fu-u-un
Face it I am living art
Youre nothing but an old fart.
Youre done. And by done I mean
Long live fu-u-un

Don’t you even try
Telling me what’s good what’s right.
I don’t plan to be so fucking uptight.
The hell with the false
Modesty.
I know I’m sex- y
Random growl
Fart

Face it I am living art
Youre nothing but an old fart.
Youre done. And by done I mean
Long live fu-u-un
Face it I am living art
Youre nothing but an old fart.
Youre done. And by done I mean
Long live fu-u-un