G       3x0003
Bb6     x1303x
G/B     x2x03x
Cadd9   x3x03x
F5      133xxx

[Intro]
D5 A/D G/D D5

[Verse 1]
D5
I don't need a crystal ball
   A/D
To tell me that I'll be
G/D
Dead from liver failure
                     D5
Just wait around and see
D5
Don't need acupuncture
   A/D
To rid me of my pain
G/D
I've got pharmaceuticals
                  D5
And no plans to abstain

[Chorus 1]
            A               G                  D5
Cuz I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
            A               G                  D5
Cuz I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling

[Verse 2]
D5
I don't need confession
     A/D
To absolve me of my sins
G/D
They're as much a part of me
                D5
As a fish is to his fins
    D5
And I don't need the government
     A/D
Or a social safety net
     G/D
That ponzi scheme will crash someday
                     D5
If it hasn't started yet

[Chorus 2]
            A               G                  D5
And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
            A               G                  D5
And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling

[Bridge]
Bb6
If I come across
   G/B
As if I am complaining
                Cadd9
It's cuz you're pissing down my back
           D5
And you're telling me it's raining
      Bb6
Maybe you believe the bullshit
   G/B
Or maybe you're just lying
    Cadd9   F5
But I ain't buying

[Instrumental]
D5 A/D G/D D5

[Verse 3]
D5
I don't need conspiracies
   A/D
Or ufology
      G/D
To distract me from my happy life
           D5
Of mediocrity
     D5
I've got a labradoodle
         A/D
And I've got the gift of song
    G/D
And when that's not enough
                       D5
I take a ripper off my bong

[Chorus 3]
            A               G                  D5
And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
        A               G                  D5
I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
        A               G                  D5
I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling