Station wagon full of Fritos
Coke and Twinkies, stale Doritos

Head for the desert, Interstate 10
Pull off anywhere, and then
Concentrate, don't make a sound
We'll psychokinetically pull one down

Flying Saucer Safari
Flying Saucer
Flying Saucer Safari

Taco Bell and filter kings
Correctol and onion rings
Banning, Blythe and Indio
Desert Center too, you know
Concentrate, don't make a sound
We'll psychokinetically pull one down

Flying Saucer Safari
Flying Saucer
Flying Saucer Safari

Will they have protruding brows?
Will they breed us just like cows?
Will there be some tests to run?
We'll be guinea pigs for fun
Don't really care if they take us away
As long as we're back for work Monday

Flying Saucer Safari
Flying Saucer
Flying Saucer Safari
Flying Saucer