Sunlight on my backside
The sound of the waves in my ear
Excuse me, could you spare
A little bit of that zinc oxide?
I gotta shade my burnin' rear

Yes, and all the while
They say this thing is rude
But I myself find it pretty sightly
That a man like me can be exposed to the elements
No matter if he's flabby even slightly

At the nude beach
At the nude beach

They're diggin' in the sand
The mighty sand castle
I look aloft and see a buxom lass
She is baring to all those
Her big old buns
I step aside and proudly let her pass

Sunlight on my backside
The sound of the waves in my ear
Excuse me, miss, could you spare
A little bit of that zinc oxide?
I gotta shade my burnin' rear

At the nude beach
At the nude beach