I keep having conversations with my friends
Predicting how we think the world is gonna end
In nuclear warfare, fires, floods or aliens
Such enlightening conversations with my friends

I keep having intellectual tete-a-tetes
About the current state of affairs here in the West
We cure poverty for brunch, over dinner solving famine
Such constructive conversations with my friends

I keep having conversations with myself
Because I'm not friends with anybody else
I'd like to think I'm independent but I'm just fucking lonely
It might be time for me to get some help

I keep having conversations with my friends
Or maybe they're just the voices in my head
I'm not crazy, you're crazy, you're fucking crazy
I keep having conversations with my friends