| A | A7 | C#m | G# F# |
| E | B5 |  A  |   A   |

[Verse 1]
A               A7
    This carvery, is on the house
C#m                  G#      F#          E
    Service is slow, all the glasses are stained
                B5                  A
    But carry on, it always comes (sooner than you think)
A                   A7
    The steak is dry, the wine is weak
C#m                   G#    F#
    This dialogue, is badly written
        E
    And cheapened by the need
B5      A                E
    For well cast female leads

[Chorus]
C#m
    The camel crew, in baby blue
    F#                                      A
    Parked in a van, and all the lenses are stained
A                E
    Stay in your homes
A               E                 G#      C#m
    Home on the range, and it's a new day now
            F#
    And Now 51
A                 E
    A kick in his hands
A                        E                 G#
    Got her hands to the reins, and it's a new day


[Verse 2]
A                   A7
    This avant-garde, is still the same
C#m                          G#         F#
    Go to Goldsmiths and they dye their fringes
       E                    B5
    To know they've made it only
              A
    When they sign the rights to Sony, where
A                      A7
    The steps are swept, and the lawn is neat
C#m                G#        F#
    The flowerbeds shame the neighbours
         E                 B5
    Milo knew he'd made it when he
               A                E
    He got his first mock Tudor semi

[Chorus]
C#m
    The camel crew, in baby blue
    F#                                      A
    Parked in a van, and all the lenses are stained
A                E
    Stay in your homes
A               E                 G#      C#m
    Home on the range, and it's a new day now
            F#
    And Now 51
A                 E
    A kick in his hands
A                        E                 G#
    Got her hands to the reins, and it's a new day

[Instrumental]
| A | A | E | F# | x2

| A | A |

| A | A7 | C#m | G# F# | E | B5 | A | A | x2

[Outro]
A              A7
  You say it's boring
           C#m
  But it's not
            G#   F#   E
  Well it's only I forgot
         B5             A
  Call a number, make a change
A            A7
  And in the morning
            C#m
  When it's hot
      G#         F#       E
  You close your eyes and watch
              B5             A
  Just call a number, make a change